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Posted 9 hours ago with 13197 notes

jewfrogs:

why is “report hate speech” not one of the default options with “report spam” instead of “report sexually explicit material”. i’m not a cop so i don’t care if people post hole & pole but i would love if i didn’t have to explain every time why it’s bad when there are nazis

Posted 10 hours ago with 199371 notes
stellabat:
“ bogleech:
“ lynati:
“ movemequotes:
“ Once a little boy went to school.
One morning
The teacher said:
“Today we are going to make a picture.”
“Good!” thought the little boy.
He liked to make all kinds;
Lions and tigers,
Chickens and...
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stellabat:

bogleech:

lynati:

movemequotes:

Once a little boy went to school.
One morning
The teacher said:
“Today we are going to make a picture.”
“Good!” thought the little boy.
He liked to make all kinds;
Lions and tigers,
Chickens and cows,
Trains and boats;
And he took out his box of crayons
And began to draw.

But the teacher said, “Wait!”
“It is not time to begin!”
And she waited until everyone looked ready.
“Now,” said the teacher,
“We are going to make flowers.”
“Good!” thought the little boy,
He liked to make beautiful ones
With his pink and orange and blue crayons.
But the teacher said “Wait!”
“And I will show you how.”
And it was red, with a green stem.
“There,” said the teacher,
“Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower
Then he looked at his own flower.
He liked his flower better than the teacher’s
But he did not say this.
He just turned his paper over,
And made a flower like the teacher’s.
It was red, with a green stem.

On another day
The teacher said:
“Today we are going to make something with clay.”
“Good!” thought the little boy;
He liked clay.
He could make all kinds of things with clay:
Snakes and snowmen,
Elephants and mice,
Cars and trucks
And he began to pull and pinch
His ball of clay.

But the teacher said, “Wait!”
“It is not time to begin!”
And she waited until everyone looked ready.
“Now,” said the teacher,
“We are going to make a dish.”
“Good!” thought the little boy,
He liked to make dishes.
And he began to make some
That were all shapes and sizes.

But the teacher said “Wait!”
“And I will show you how.”
And she showed everyone how to make
One deep dish.
“There,” said the teacher,
“Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish;
Then he looked at his own.
He liked his better than the teacher’s
But he did not say this.
He just rolled his clay into a big ball again
And made a dish like the teacher’s.
It was a deep dish.

And pretty soon
The little boy learned to wait,
And to watch
And to make things just like the teacher.
And pretty soon
He didn’t make things of his own anymore.

Then it happened
That the little boy and his family
Moved to another house,
In another city,
And the little boy
Had to go to another school.

The teacher said:
“Today we are going to make a picture.”
“Good!” thought the little boy.
And he waited for the teacher
To tell what to do.
But the teacher didn’t say anything.
She just walked around the room.

When she came to the little boy
She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?”
“Yes,” said the little boy.
“What are we going to make?”
“I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher.
“How shall I make it?” asked the little boy.
“Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher.
“And any color?” asked the little boy.
“Any color,” said the teacher.
And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.

~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy


I hate that I hesitated to reblog this just because I expect people to think it’s pretentious or melodramatic when it’s seriously real as fuck and I’ve witnessed it

Fuck man

Posted 10 hours ago with 178 notes

were–ralph:

autism be damned my boy can draw a werewolf with his cock out

Posted 12 hours ago with 55519 notes

transarsonist:

transarsonist:

but no yeah lets have the conversation:

“the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website”
Excuse, shouldnt have bought the ‘go nuts show nuts whatever’ website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

“we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we’re hosted on”
Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

“we own the site we get to make the rules”
Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

“we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it”
Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED

Reblog it. I want this to be on Tumblr radar by end of the week, i want my notes to be useless from the discourse, i want every single person on Tumblr to have seen this post at some point

Posted 12 hours ago with 7185 notes

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

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This is true I think, everyone just has very normal and even-minded thoughts and opinions about transfeminine sexuality

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Posted 12 hours ago with 16426 notes
gar-dev-oir:
“ green-marios-mansion:
“I had to Google “dora trampoline lightning” but I found it. This is it. This is the funniest image on the internet. Everyone can go home. It was fun while it lasted.
”
This is how azula killed aang
”

gar-dev-oir:

green-marios-mansion:

I had to Google “dora trampoline lightning” but I found it. This is it. This is the funniest image on the internet. Everyone can go home. It was fun while it lasted.

This is how azula killed aang

Tagged: #gif, #flashy,
Posted 12 hours ago with 18496 notes

teathattast:

teathattast:

teathattast:

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Mad because you don’t have bird vision?

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Seethe . You will never b them

Posted 13 hours ago with 641146 notes

thebibliosphere:

usingtimewisely:

zombiesahoy:

satanblessitt:

greatjaggi:

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.

Posted 14 hours ago with 25895 notes

catmask:

catmask:

the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

Posted 14 hours ago with 20288 notes

beardedmrbean:

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this was like 8 individual slaps in the face

Posted 14 hours ago with 10208 notes

asyncmeow:

phlebasthebroenician:

phlebasthebroenician:

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Thanks Cumming, GA

FROM THE CITY THAT BROUGHT YOU

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sorry babe, you gotta keep edging until you beat me in cummingopoly

Posted 14 hours ago with 57250 notes

quizshow1994:

featheredcritter:

featheredcritter:

Go look at birds and bugs outside btw. It can save your life

Not a joke btw. Please go outside and pay attention to all the little creatures around you, even in your backjard, the bugs scurring for nectar and the little birds chirping and flying around, try to id them too, read something about them, learn some facts. Sit and watch them, they can mean the world to you.

My boyfriend found a lizard hitchhiking in his car the other day and sent me a picture of it and I was so completely overwhelmed with emotion I had to put my phone somewhere else and lay down

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Posted 14 hours ago with 10392 notes

kineticpenguin:

mr-phoenix-downer:

punketteraccoon:

acuraintegrrl:

just-a-queer-fanboy:

terumimi-your-snek-fren:

incorrectinfinity:

incorrectinfinity:

incorrectinfinity:

Where am I

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Source

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Sobbing, crying, shitting, etc

Ok I’m sorry for shoving this in your face again but like. He didn’t just say that trans men and women are real. He didn’t say there were three genders. He didn’t do that, he said there was a spectrum. He insisted it was a spectrum, and he’s fucking right.

Did he do actual damn research??? I would assume that this isn’t basic common knowledge to a guy like him. He legit took the time to research this, and is still a huge piece of shit afterwards. What the fuck. What the FUCK.

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IS HE GETTING A GODDAMN REDEMPTION ARC

@christs-cock

“trans women are women and they belong IN THE KITCHEN”

did you really ask if the man on trial for sex trafficking and rape is getting a redemption arc because he said water is wet

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